INT. NON-DENOMINATIONAL APOLITICAL CELEBRATORY BUILDING - DAY
A function room with podium. Ambient music. Taking the podium, the CELEBRANT motions for the music to be lowered, opens a large register, and addresses the audience. In the front row, a young couple, MAL and TRIX, sits with a baby in arms, an empty reserved seat beside them.
Euthanise the Unit. It’s all in the T&Cs – and the government campaign. You must know? That’s the basis of our existence: an Economically Viable Unit. (proffers register) Sign here?